TG

TG, or Throat Goat, is the name given to a tranny who is no longer with us. TG used to talk to Durfal before being sent to Uganda.

Earning the Name

TG earned their recognizable nickname by claiming to be able to swallow an entire popsicle with the stick. TG was attempting to impress a 12 year old by saying this. (I wish this was a joke.)

Pooning Out

TG decided to transition, despite the fact that TG never actually did make the smallest attempt to appear like the other gender. Still, TG would be irritated at being misgendered/deadnamed.

Did you know?
TG likes to hit Eli with a plushie

The Death of TG

One sad summer, TG was shipped out to the beautiful and notoriously homosexual-friendly and LGBTQ-allied nation of Uganda. (Death penalty for homosexuality btw) TG was never heard from again, aside from a photo that circulated in Uganda’s inner WhatsApp group chats that were used for government planning:

Along with a second image posted in the Ugandan newspaper, presumably of TG the day after. It is likely that the Ugandan government had to try to get rid of TG twice due to their immense weight breaking the rope.