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Mr. Casual, very evil.

• Claims a sissy BBC-obsessed twink is more masculine than two gigachads.
• LOVES Juicy Peach Alani Nu, Punk Punch Monster, and Gay Grape monster.
• Will larp anything if the group around him says he’s cool.
• Will also hate on anything if the group around him says it’s not cool (fishing is gay bro)
• Cheats on all his girlfriends with fags

• !!!LITERAL MAP WHO FINDS LOLI ACCEPTABLE!!! (it’s just a drawing bro)

Casuals:

“Casual” is a term used for friends with benefits aka. People who he cheats on his girlfriends with. He denies any claim of actually cheating but then proceeds to admit to it indirectly. Probably some guys too who he meets at Gay Clubs in Adam’s Morgan

Current Casuals:

-Alissa (Confirmed by Grays conversation)
-Jean (Speculated by Iman)
-???
-???
-Madison (She still pegs him, which likely causes his submissive features)

Did you know?
Eli loves to shit talk his friends behind their backs. He’s actually done it over 5 times!

Girlfriends:

Eli has “girlfriends” who just drain his money on Alani Nu. In exchange he has an excuse for when people call him gay. He cheats on all of them.
Official Girlfriends:
-Zadie, Current official girlfriend
-Vicky Girlfriend for last few months of school
-Madison, black